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Hey Sexy Lady, I Like Your Poop!

After reading the latest entry over at the “Kill Everything” blog, I felt oddly

Ann Coulter is a Small, Skinny Idiot.

Ann Coulter is a perfect example of the abhorrence that occurs when a small-minded

Lowell Green is a Big Fat Idiot

How can anyone still take this numb skull seriously? On a daily basis Lowell

So What If It’s My Phone Number??

Man, people just do not think sometimes! A friend of mine came to me

HELP! Does Anyone Remember This???

Does anyone remember this? Does anyone know what I’m talking about? If you’re around

Battlefield2 – A List of TK punishers!

So, just so you know, if you're playing BF2 on a server with						

The Story of Mike Hunt, GroundZero East and a Panzer Noob

I recently had a run-in with one of the most pitiful, saddest, pathetic, little


I’ve written a couple of jokes in my lifetime. All of them are very,

Old Dr. Gene, I Wants To See Your Spleen!

Hey! I just found out that Dr. Gene Scott died recently. Until about fifteen

Respect Mah Authoritahhh!

50,000 Volts of Pure, Not-to-be-questioned Authority! This is just disgusting. It seems as though

Have I Developed a Logical Argument for the Existence of God?

I’ve been giving this a lot of thought, and here’s the idea that I’ve

Misremembered Lyrics – “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”

(Original music and lyrics by Billy Joel) Homer and Eddie and Wilma and Freddy

Stupid.Ca – Fascist Government Propaganda Tool?

Stupid.Ca – Fascist government propaganda tool? The government is now censoring ideas! Well, I’ve

Terri Schiavo

I am currently spending time hoping and praying that the events which will soon

Dancing Naked In The Road Doesn’t Increase Meteor Activity

The other night I stripped off all of my clothes and danced naked in

First They Came For The Smokers…

Most people believe that the current crusade against tobacco use is rooted in morality

Old Bastard Screws Us Out Of A New House

Ok, so we found a house that was acceptable to us and within our

Banks are Evil; My Financial Plight.

In early 1987 my Mother bought a house with the intention of paying it

The Texas Hill-Billies and the Big Stone Owl!

My question is: What does this mean to you? Is it just good fun?

The Nick Berg Execution. The story so far.

Just to recap the story so far…. Ok, lets see… An American civilian who

One Man’s Garbage is Another Man’s Art Project

It seems that there just isn’t any such thing as open dumps anymore! Of