Ann Coulter is a Small, Skinny Idiot.

Ann Coulter is a perfect example of the abhorrence that occurs when a small-minded idiot receives an expensive education. Education is not a cure for idiocy, it merely alters the way in which idiocy manifests itself. The real danger of the educated moron, however, is that they actually think they’re intelligent. At least non-educated morons sometimes have a tendency to understand that what comes out of their mouths is likely a load of nonsense. Ann Coulter’s education has completely destroyed in her that part of the human brain that says: “Wait a minute! I’m full of hot-air and I really don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground! Perhaps I should just shut the fuck up?”

Ann Coulter is famous for spouting tomes, upon tomes of quotes which adequately illustrate her career-long struggle with chronic, debilitating brain-fog. Yet, the conservatives who love her are still a common species. Here are some of her better quotes:

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”

Ann obviously believes that the problem isn’t terrorism, or killing, or murder, or committing horrible injustices to our fellow human beings, the problem is people who do not think like Ann Coulter. Her implication is clear: Coulter has figured out the “right” way to think, feel and live, and if you disagree with her, you are deserving of death. period.

“When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.”

Ann Coulter “regrets” that a human is not being killed. The woman who wants to convert the world to Christianity is disappointed that physical death and suffering is not being inflicted upon her enemies. Coulter clearly believes that those who hold to a differing ideology than herself need to be physically intimidated. A few of their “kind” (as Coulter sees them as being — and, keep in mind she’s a moron) need to be slaughtered, so the rest will fall in-line out of fear. Well, here’s my response to Ann Coulter: I think perhaps you’ve had it a little too good for too long. Perhaps you need to be brutally raped a few times, and have a load of hot jizz sprayed all over that pretty face of yours. I suspect that might take you down a few pegs. In fact, I suspect that might be part of Coulter’s problem — she just hasn’t felt the blinding sting of hot jizz in her eye quite enough times throughout her lifetime. Give me a call Ann, I’ll be glad to help you out — if I can free up the time.

Speaking on Canada, Coulter has said:

“They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.” and: “We could have taken them over so easy. But I only want the western part, with the ski areas, the cowboys, and the right wingers. They’re the only good parts of Canada.”

Well, excuse me Ann, but I believe that the last time the U.S. attempted to not “allow” us to exist on the same continent, we kicked your assess all the way back past Washington and blew up your White House. That might have something to do with any future reluctance on the part of the U.S. to invade.

Anne Coulter is clearly a fascist and a fraud. She is a functioning moron with an expensive education. And, she’s more of an anti-American than the “anti-American” liberals she criticizes, because she’s entirely dishonest about it. At least when a liberal is truly anti-American, they are usually forthcoming with that information. Anne Coulter lobbies against almost every principle America was founded upon, yet she does so under the entirely disingenuous facade of being a patriot. She is a fascist and an elitist. She is for death, destruction and forcing people into beliefs and lifestyles only of which she approves. And, she calls this patriotism, and expects you to believe it. What’s worse is that she appears stupid enough to believe it herself.

Anne Coulter is a disgusting, small-minded, intellectually vacant, imbecile… and a whole lot of people love her, and buy her books, en masse. And, the frightening thing is that those people actually vote, and have a large say in who exactly will control the greatest military might on the planet. Scary.

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