Funny Archive

Pizza Hut SUCKS!

Anna and I tried to order a pizza the other night. It didn’t work

Hey Sexy Lady, I Like Your Poop!

After reading the latest entry over at the “Kill Everything” blog, I felt oddly


I’ve written a couple of jokes in my lifetime. All of them are very,

Misremembered Lyrics – “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”

(Original music and lyrics by Billy Joel) Homer and Eddie and Wilma and Freddy

Dancing Naked In The Road Doesn’t Increase Meteor Activity

The other night I stripped off all of my clothes and danced naked in

My First Experience of Artistic Inspiration.

I think I still remember my first experience of true artistic inspiration. I was