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The Monty Hall Problem
I finally figured it out! Yippee! I’m so excited! …yeah, I know. I need to get out more.
Here’s my problem – I’m pretty smart. BUT… I think in a very odd sort of way. I think in very non-linear patterns. My thought processes are abstract and amorphous. I don’t think like a Mathematician thinks. I [...]
My Letter to My M.P. Regarding My Opinions on the Recent Coalition
The Honourable John Baird
House of Commons
Ottawa, Ontario
K1A 0A6
Dear Mr. Baird, MP:
I am a resident in the riding of Ottawa West-Nepean, and I am writing today to, with all due respect, express my utter disgust with your party, its leadership, and its actions over the last few days…
I Didn’t Vote For A Coalition Government!!! Hyuck!
A message to the retards among the right: Stop saying things like: “No one voted for a coalition government.” Or, “I don’t remember a coalition being on the ballot.” Or, “Canadians didn’t vote for this. It’s undemocratic.”
A Thanksgiving Prayer
For John Dillinger, In hope he is still alive
Thanksgiving Day, November 28, 1986
Thanks for the wild turkey and the Passenger Pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts…
Dear America: Why You must Vote For Obama
You probably aren’t going to like this very much, but hear me out. I believe that you must vote for Obama because he’s Black. Yes, I know what you’re thinking… but, listen to my reasoning:
First of all, it’s important to my point to keep in mind that Obama is at least competent enough to run [...]
