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	<description>Smeh! Derek R. Audette's Web-log</description>
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		<title>Blackwater: Leaving Iraq, Chasing Pirates?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;After $1.3 billion in government contracts and controversy over the killing of innocent Iraqi civilians, Blackwater Worldwide is moving on. The Washington Post reported this week that Blackwater, the for-profit military company contracted by the Bush government to provide securities services in Iraq, will not have it&#8217;s Iraq contract renewed. But the powerful military corporation [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2009/03/blackwater-leaving-iraq-chasing-pirates/</link>
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		<title>The Monty Hall Problem</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I finally figured it out! Yippee! I&#8217;m so excited! &#8230;yeah, I know. I need to get out more.
Here&#8217;s my problem &#8211; I&#8217;m pretty smart. BUT&#8230; I think in a very odd sort of way. I think in very non-linear patterns. My thought processes are abstract and amorphous. I don&#8217;t think like a Mathematician thinks. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2009/02/the-monty-hall-problem/</link>
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		<title>The Biology of Democracy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BLPs and FLPs, The Biology of Democracy.

"We are engaged in a genetic battle between backward looking people (BLPs) and forward looking people (FLPs). Your cannabinoid activity determines your level of open-mindedness."]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2009/01/the-biology-of-democracy/</link>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Like Stephen Harper Either</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I Don&#8217;t like Stephen Harper! I wish that he&#8217;d just go away.
A catchy little ditty as performed at the pro-coalition rally at Nathan Phillips Square on December 6th, 2008. The lead singer who blows the sax solo appears to be Juno Award winner, and founding member of The Shuffle Demons, Richard Underhill.
I don&#8217;t like Stephen Harper&#8230; deet, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/12/i-dont-like-stephen-harper-either/</link>
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		<title>My Letter to My M.P. Regarding My Opinions on the Recent Coalition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Honourable John Baird 
House of Commons 
Ottawa, Ontario 
K1A 0A6 

Dear Mr. Baird, MP: 

    I am a resident in the riding of Ottawa West-Nepean, and I am writing today to, with all due respect, express my utter disgust with your party, its leadership, and its actions over the last few days...]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/12/my-letter-to-my-mp-regarding-my-opinions-on-the-recent-coalition/</link>
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		<title>The Stephen Harper Dictatorship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Candid, never before seen film, of Prime Minister Stephen Harper meeting with his cabinet after hearing of the formation of the opposition coalition.
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		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/12/the-stephen-harper-dictatorship/</link>
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		<title>I Didn&#8217;t Vote For A Coalition Government!!! Hyuck!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A message to the retards among the right: Stop saying things like: "No one voted for a coalition government." Or, "I don't remember a coalition being on the ballot." Or, "Canadians didn't vote for this. It's undemocratic."]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/12/i-didnt-vote-for-a-coalition-government-hyuck/</link>
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		<title>Money As Debt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 47 minute animated documentary which explains in simple terms where money comes from.
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		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/11/money-as-debt/</link>
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		<title>A Thanksgiving Prayer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For John Dillinger, In hope he is still alive
Thanksgiving Day, November 28, 1986

Thanks for the wild turkey and the Passenger Pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts...]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/11/a-thanksgiving-prayer/</link>
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		<title>Dear America: Why You must Vote For Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You probably aren&#8217;t going to like this very much, but hear me out. I believe that you must vote for Obama because he&#8217;s Black. Yes, I know what you&#8217;re thinking&#8230; but, listen to my reasoning:
First of all, it&#8217;s important to my point to keep in mind that Obama is at least competent enough to run [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/2008/10/dear-america-why-you-must-vote-for-obama/</link>
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