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		<title>Photography is Stupid!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There! I said it. Photography is stupid. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! WHAAAA!
Ok, not really. But, kind of&#8230; sort of&#8230; almost&#8230;. My problem, I suppose, is that I have an intense love/hate relationship with the art. It&#8217;s kind of like a very long term marriage that&#8217;s gone sour &#8212; deep down [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Photography is Stupid!", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/06/photography-is-stupid/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>85% of Lung Cancers are CAUSED by Smoking&#8230; Says Who?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How very odd! I have a pack of Export 'A'  king size cigarettes sitting right in front of me. The pack contains a very clear warning, spoken in absolute terms, from our friends at Health Canada. It states, in no uncertain terms:

"WARNING: 85% of lung cancer deaths are caused by smoking."<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "85% of Lung Cancers are CAUSED by Smoking&#8230; Says Who?", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/06/90-of-lung-cancers-are-caused-by-smoking-says-who/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Game: Chase The Antis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A recent post on a discussion board in this Facebook group has given me a chuckle. Someone named Peter Thurgood has come up with what sounds to be a highly amusing game. He calls it "Chase the Antis." Here's what Peter wrote, see what you think:

 

"I think most smokers will know what I mean, when I say that since last July, smokers have been chased from pillow to post. We have been ostracised from society, we have been stopped from socialising with our friends, we have been told that we are un-clean, and that we stink, we are now being chased in the streets by council officials in case we drop the odd fag end, even though our streets are absolutely covered in chewing gum, which is almost impossible to clean off, and there are take-away wrappers thrown everywhere, none of that matters, because us filthy smokers have dropped a fag end.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Game: Chase The Antis", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/06/game-chase-the-antis/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Dream Interpretation: This is a Doozy! Death, The Apocalypse, The After-Life…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had a very bizarre dream last night.

I found myself outside, in the midst of the apocalypse. There was mayhem, bedlam confusion all around. People everywhere were running in panic trying to find escape. There was a cacophony of noise all around me. Cars were screaming by, honking. People screaming in terror. Everywhere was noise and fear. I knew that what I was experiencing was the imminent destruction of the world. People were trying in vain to escape their impending doom.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Dream Interpretation: This is a Doozy! Death, The Apocalypse, The After-Life…", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/06/dream-interpreation-this-is-a-doozy-death-the-apocolypse-the-after-life/" });</script>]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/06/dream-interpreation-this-is-a-doozy-death-the-apocolypse-the-after-life/</link>
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		<title>This is Why the Anti-Smoking Movement is a Bunch of Immoral Low-lives.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over a quarter of the world's population smokes. Yet, mouth cancer is a very rare disease. That, by force of logic, makes crap like this nothing more than  fallacious, sensationalistic, fear mongering. It's disingenuous psychological warfare tactics -- pure propaganda. This is yet more evidence to heap upon the ever-growing, now truly huge, pile of evidence that clearly shows the anti-smoking lobby to be a shameful blight on humanity.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "This is Why the Anti-Smoking Movement is a Bunch of Immoral Low-lives.", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/this-is-why-the-anti-smoking-movement-is-a-bunch-of-immoral-low-lives/" });</script>]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/this-is-why-the-anti-smoking-movement-is-a-bunch-of-immoral-low-lives/</link>
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		<title>Video Evidence of Out of Control Anti-Smoking Lunacy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The current anti-smoking mindset epidemic infecting the general population has nothing to do with irrational hysteria, right?

That's why scenes depicting radical lunacy, such as is found in the video accompanying this article, is becoming commonplace and generally accepted behaviour in our society.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Video Evidence of Out of Control Anti-Smoking Lunacy", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/video-evidence-of-out-of-control-anti-smoking-lunacy/" });</script>]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/video-evidence-of-out-of-control-anti-smoking-lunacy/</link>
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		<title>Wonderin&#8217; Where The Grackles Are&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two summers ago there was a rather nasty thunder storm at our place that devastated a couple of trees in our backyard. After nature's rage had subsided we went out to pick up the scatted branches and discovered a bird's nest that had fallen out of the tree, with two baby grackles on the ground close by.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Wonderin&#8217; Where The Grackles Are&#8230;", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/wonderin-where-the-grackles-are/" });</script>]]></description>
		<link>http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/05/wonderin-where-the-grackles-are/</link>
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		<title>FOUND ITEM: Buttercup Muffin Up Your Ass!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was found blowing around a school yard near my house.
Front:

Reverse:

I can&#8217;t tell if it&#8217;s a &#8220;buttercup&#8221;, or a &#8220;buttercap&#8221; muffin&#8230; But, apparently, whatever it is, it&#8217;s up your ass.
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		<title>Just Call Me Johnny Appleseed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anonymous public art meets horticulture?

I love the idea of growing things. I don't know why, I just do. I haven't done very much of it though -- it usually requires more time and discipline than I'm able or willing to give. But, I still love the idea of it. I always have. I especially love the idea of growing things that bear food of some kind -- fruit or vegetables. I don't know, there's just something attractive about the idea of, through my own care and work, bringing something alive into being and seeing it produce fruit capable of providing sustenance and pleasure to the senses.<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Just Call Me Johnny Appleseed", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/04/just-call-me-johnny-appleseed/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Fascism is Alive and well and Living in America.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;And people tell me I&#8217;m crazy when I talk about the resurgence of a fascist mind-set in this society.
How scary is that?

Yeah, yeah, I know&#8230; They don&#8217;t show all of the myriad of people who called them loons for asking such a ridiculous question. I know all about that. But, I don&#8217;t think it really [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Fascism is Alive and well and Living in America.", url: "http://myblog.ottawaarts.com/archives/2008/04/fascism-is-alive-and-well-and-living-in-america/" });</script>]]></description>
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