The Monty Hall Problem
I finally figured it out! Yippee! I’m so excited! …yeah, I know. I need to get out more.
Here’s my problem – I’m pretty smart. BUT… I think in a very odd sort of way. I think in very non-linear patterns. My thought processes are abstract and amorphous. I don’t think like a Mathematician thinks. I [...]
The Biology of Democracy
BLPs and FLPs, The Biology of Democracy.
“We are engaged in a genetic battle between backward looking people (BLPs) and forward looking people (FLPs). Your cannabinoid activity determines your level of open-mindedness.”
A Thanksgiving Prayer
For John Dillinger, In hope he is still alive
Thanksgiving Day, November 28, 1986
Thanks for the wild turkey and the Passenger Pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts…
Dear America: Why You must Vote For Obama
You probably aren’t going to like this very much, but hear me out. I believe that you must vote for Obama because he’s Black. Yes, I know what you’re thinking… but, listen to my reasoning:
First of all, it’s important to my point to keep in mind that Obama is at least competent enough to run [...]
My Dirty, Little, Guilty Pleasure.
I have to admit a guilty pleasure that I’m sure some readers – especially those who read my “Pavlov’s Troll” article that was posted a couple of years ago – are already familiar with.
The pleasure I speak of is the manipulation of small minds. I haven’t indulged in quite some time, but recently I’ve gotten [...]
