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Ann Coulter is a Small, Skinny Idiot.
Ann Coulter is a perfect example of the abhorrence that occurs when a small-minded idiot receives an expensive education. Education is not a cure for idiocy, it merely alters the way in which it manifests itself. The real danger of the educated moron, however, is that they actually think they’re intelligent. At least non-educated [...]
Lowell Green is a Big Fat Idiot
How can anyone still take this numb skull seriously? On a daily basis Lowell Green displays his intellectual cowardice and a total lack of ability to think and reason. Yet, his “Lowellies” (that’s what I call his fans) still call in to agree with him and stroke his ego, no matter what manner of [...]
Get It Straight! - SMOKING DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER!
Smoking DOES NOT cause cancer! I’m getting so tired of having to explain this to the brainless anti-smokers who write to me in anger. Another person wrote to me yesterday and said: “How can you defend a product that is known to cause cancer?” I’m getting very weary of having to explain this to people [...]
So What If It’s My Phone Number??
Man, people just do not think sometimes! A friend of mine came to me recently and was incredibly excited because he had been shown the most mind-boggling math trick imaginable. He couldn’t wait to show me. “It’s really cool! You’ll be amazed!” he kept saying. So, here’s what he showed me… try it for yourself:
Get [...]
I Told You So! You Brainless Anti-Smokers!
Ok, for all of you tiny-minded, anti-smoking sheople out there who constantly write to me and say things like “Ooh! Ohh! Nobody cares whether you smoke or not! You’re free to make whatever choice you want with your own body! We’re just trying to stop kids from smoking, and to make sure we have clean air to breath!” For all of you anti-smoking morons who STILL think that the current neo-puritanical, quasi-fascist-like anti-smoking movement taking place in this country isn’t about any sort of social engineering project, attempting to force adults to modify their behavior and alter personal lifestyle choices, then read this from your benevolent anti-smoking, puritanical, health-gods, Health Canada:
“This segment will be the most difficult to persuade. They are die-hard smokers who are less likely to believe smoking will affect their health or to believe in the health benefits of quitting. They enjoy smoking and do not really want to give it up. They are also less likely to think they would be successful if they tried to quit. Hence, they are not very open to accessing information on quitting smoking. The price of cigarettes seems to be the only way to motivate this group to consider
quitting.”
quitting.”
Now, all of you brainless anti-smoking fascists who are reading this… kindly sit-the-fuck-down, and shut-the-fuck-up. Thank-you.
