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Dancing Naked In The Road Doesn’t Increase Meteor Activity

The other night, I stripped off all of my clothes and danced naked in the middle of the road for about 45 minutes or so. It was fun. But, of course, I didn’t do it for me, I did it for the stars. Not the Hollywood celebrities; I’m talking about the stars up in the [...]

First They Came For The Smokers…

Most people believe that the current crusade against tobacco use is rooted in morality and health concerns.. and, most people are wrong. The current anti-tobacco mentality has little or nothing to do with issues of either morality or public health. The current anti-tobacco crusade owes its fervor to a resurgence in popularity of a fascist [...]

Old Bastard Screws Us Out Of A New House

Ok, so we found a house that was acceptable to us and within our price range. It was a very small house that needed A LOT of work, but it was do-able. The house was built in the very early 1960s and the seller was the original owner. He was, of course, quite old and [...]