Audette-O-Blog

I’m me. Are you you? That’s nice!

About me? Well… Twelve feet tall – porous surface. Yes! I’m a polymath, and polyart (if there is such a term.) I’m a composer of music, I paint, I’m a poet, a musician – being self-taught and proficient with four different instruments, and self-taught but not proficient with two others. I’ve written books and had countless white-hot spotlights beamed into my eyes while dancing around and acting the fool on burning hot stages, in front of countless drunken audiences. I’m your worst nightmare – a friggin’ long-hair with a high level security clearance. TS:Umbra, baby! I’m a knowledge whore, and I’m opinionated to a fault.

I’m a certified ordained minister in the Universal Life Church, and I’ve given myself a number of PhDs, which I, myself, have fully accredited. I have an I.Q of 150, and I’m of European descent – British, French, German. I’m also part Mi’kmaq – so much so that I’m actually eligible for tax exempt status… but I’ve never bothered to get the card.

I’m usually right, seldom wrong. Or, usually wrong, seldom right – depending on the day. I either have all the answers, or I don’t – that much is certain. My political views are mostly far left – socially speaking, and usually slightly right, fiscally speaking. However some of my views, socially and fiscally, are commonly labelled far right, and moderately left, respectively.

I’m a guy you want to get to know. I’m a guy you want to listen to. Yes sir!

I’m a Deist… although, I’ve never found another Deist whose views quite resemble my own. But, what the heck, Deism seems to come closer than anything, and people dig labels and categories.

I also feel that, ultimately, solipsism is the only completely rational philosophy. Fortunately, I also feel that pure rationality isn’t the be-all-end-all of human understanding.

My eyes are green, and I sometimes suffer from horrible, chronic back spasms. I think it’s important to stand up to be counted, and I make it a point to do so when I can. I also try to get some good walking in every now and then.

I’m interested in crypto-politics and all manner of kooky crap – along with much more mundane areas of doings and goings on.

I enjoy the occasional ta-do, and even the odd hullabaloo.

My favourite alcoholic beverage is Bourbon, which I drink straight. I also dig beer, wine, scotch and vodka – but not much else… rye and tequila are ok. When I was a teen I once got really, really sick on rum. Ever since then I can’t stand the stuff. I can not stand to mix any alcoholic beverage with any kind of soda – the taste makes me sick – fruit juice is fine though.

I’m a crazy-ass protein eater, and also enjoy some carbs. However, most green food is meant to be eaten by the things that I’m meant to eat. I get my greens mostly by proxy. I drink a lot of Pepsi – too much Pepsi. I’m not big on sweets – chocolate is good and ice cream is deadly good, but anything else… meh – I could take it or leave it.

Because of my artistic works, I currently enjoy a very odd level of celebrity – people whom I’ve never met before, and who live very, very far away from me, know my name and even quote things I’ve said. But, there isn’t very many of them, and none of them really care a whole lot about me. Very few of them know what I look like. Strange.

So, now that you know about me, you should be able to see why you should read my blog and listen to what I have to say.

Thank you,
The  Management.