Evil Cigarettes Claim Yet Another Victim
Only this afternoon was I involved in a debate with someone (who seemed like an otherwise reasonably intelligent adult) who made the statement “Tobacco isn’t in the same league with alcohol because there are safe levels of alcohol consumption, whereas, if you smoke, in any amount, it will eventually kill you.” Of course, to me, at the time, this statement seemed like nothing more than further evidence of the level of brainwashing that the anti-smoking movement has been successful in executing against the general public. But, perhaps this person may have been correct after all? Here’s a news story that I just came across that provides some rock-solid evidence that her ‘Smoking WILL kill you. PERIOD!’ statement might not have been quite as absurd as it appeared:
Kendrapada (Orissa), Nov 19 (IANS) A 125-year-old woman, said to be one of the oldest women in India, died at her home in Orissa, her family said Sunday.
Fulla Nayak, a resident of Kanarpur village in the coastal district of Kendrapada, died of old age complications Saturday.
According to her 72-year-old grandson, Fulla was 125. But as per a voter photo identity card issued by the government in 1995 she was 120 years.
The grand old woman lived in a small mud-walled thatched house in Kanarpur, about 25 km from the district headquarters. She is survived by two of her four daughters and around two dozen relatives.
Her eldest daughter, Jamuna, 92, lives in the same village. Her husband died at the age of 50.
Fulla was in the news when her grandson Narayan Nayak claimed last week that she could be the oldest woman living in the world. He had said that he would write to the Guinness book authorities to record the claim.
Fulla was known for her love of smoking ganja and cigars and palm juice. She also loved steaming hot tea.
She had never suffered any debilitating ailment throughout her life. Except for her weak eyesight, Fulla maintained good health and used to walk without support.
So, it appears that smoking has claimed yet another victim! This time, a poor 120 year old woman. BAD, bad tobacco! Why did you have to take her so young?
Nowhere does this article, or any other articles that I was able to find, speak of Fulla Nayak smoking tobacco. It does however make mention of the fact that she was an avid ganja smoker (in fact she did every day) ganja being marijuana, the smoke of which is still not healthy, but targets a different area of the lungs.
Huh??
Read the bolded text in the article:
“Fulla was known for her love of smoking ganja and cigars and palm juice.”
Fulla smoked cigars – cigars are made from tobacco. Every article I’ve seen mentions this.
Of course, Fulla is just one of many examples. See:
http://www.forces.org/…oldest.htm
I Guess Tim has no response… typical.
Clearly it was weed cigars… blunts! She is mentioned in April 2007’s High Times.
Why “clearly”? Explain please. The word “cigars” appears without a qualifier. This carries a strong implication that the writer is referring to common tobacco cigars. It also clearly distinguishes ganja from cigars: “…ganja AND cigars” giving the implication that the cigars are not cigars rolled from ganja.
…and, yet again, more than one month on and no reply from “Monster” either. Typical, anti-smoking B.S.
You have no legs to stand on.
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”