Misremembered Lyrics – “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”

(Original music and lyrics by Billy Joel)

Homer and Eddie and Wilma and Freddy
and a couple of guys named Tom
all got together with Barney and Betty
and turned their radios on
none of them felt any finer
stealing the milk from the jugs at the diner
but they never let poor Rudolph have any fun
ah, but that’s where Homer and Eddy went wrong

whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

A couple years later he was still tryin’ to date her
in the summer of seventy-five
but she just didn’t like him and she left just to spite him
around the end of July
Everyone knew he was crazy
including Wilma and Freddy and some girl named Daisy
but that’s what you get when try to live out a lie
so Homer and Eddy told Wilma and Freddy goodbye

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

They got an apartment with Deepak Chopra
and they spent all their money on beers
but they were sick in the head
and just loved to bake bread
and they really look up to their peers
then they started a fight
with some guy one night
and Deepak left crying in tears

Whoa-oh-whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoah-oh

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